Breaking the Mold

Okay faithful readers...today (November 24th) is Celebrate Your Unique Talent Day!

So this is your chance to tell the world (or at least the other half dozen people who actually read this blog) what unique and special talent you posses.

Don't be shy. Can you lick your nose? Can you burp the national anthem? Do you know the names of all of "Hogan's Heroes"? Can you draw a life like picture of Ernest Borgnine with ketchup and tissue paper? I don't care what it is, just as long as it's unique and as long as it's clean then go ahead and post it! I'll celebrate it with you by playing Amazing Grace on the harmonica with my nose.

Sugar and Spice

...and speaking of Jeanna, today (November 18th) is Married to a Scorpio Support Day!

According to astrology-online.com, a Scorpio:

LIKES
Truth
Hidden Causes
Being involved
Work That is Meaningful
Being Persuasive

DISLIKES
Being Given Only Surface data
Taken Advantage of
Demeaning Jobs
Shallow Relationships
Flattery and Flattering

Also, some possible health concerns for a Scorpio:
Scorpio governs the pelvis and reproductive and urinary systems and its subjects are said to be prone to ailments of the liver and kidneys, stones and gravel in the bladder or genitals, and other genital ills such as priapism. Abscesses, boils, carbuncles, fistulas, piles, ruptures and ulcers may also affect the Scorpions.

Sounds like fun! Those wacky scorpions.

Jeanna's Birthday

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JEANNA!!!

HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY!

LOVE, MOM AND DAD

Step One: Apply Pressure

Just thought I'd put my hourglass up there to get everyone panicking!

Happy November!

It's time, once again, to see what helpful and constructive holidays the human race has thought to create. Now that National Pickled Pepper month os over, here's what brewing on the Events Calendar for the Marginally Insane in November:

Aviation History Month

Family Stories Month

Gluten-Free Diet Awareness Month

International Drum (Percussion) Month

Military Family Appreciation Month

National Georgia Pecan Month

National Home Care & Hospice Month

National Impotency Month

National Inspirational Role Models Month

National Life Writing Month

National Long-term Care Awareness Month

National Novel Writing Month

National Peanut Butter Lovers Month

National Pet Cancer Awareness Month

National Pomegranate Month

National Roasting Month

National Scholarship Month

Prematurity Awareness Month

Vegan Month

November Weekly Observances:
National Animal Shelter Appreciation Week: 1-7

World Communication Week: 1-7

Intimate Apparel Market Week: 2-6

Pursuit of Happiness Week: 8-14

National Rad Tech Week: 8-14

Fraud Awareness Week 8-15

National Young Reader's Week: 9-15

World Kindness Week: 9-16

National Farm-City Week: 20-26

National Bible Week: 22-29

National Family Week: 22-28

National Game & Puzzle Week: 22-28

National Teens Don't Text and Drive Week: 22-28

Better Conversation Week: 23-29

Church/State Separation Week: 24-30

November Daily Observances:
National Authors' Day: 1

Zero Tasking Day: 1

Cookie Monster Day: 2

Plan Your Epitaph Day: 2

Cliché Day: 3

Sandwich Day: 3

National Chicken Lady Day: 4

Use Your Common Sense Day: 4

National Men Make Dinner Day: 5

International Day for Preventing the Exploitation of the Environment in War and Armed Conflict: 6

Pumpkin Chunkin Days: 6-8

Fala Day: 7

International Tongue Twister Day: 7

National Bittersweet Chocolate with Almonds Day: 7

Abet and Aid Punsters Day: 8

Cook Something Bold and Pungent Day: 8

National Parents As Teachers Day: 8

Area Code Day: 10

Death/Duty Day: 11

Guinness World Record Day: 13

World Kindness Day: 13

Loosen Up, Lighten Up Day: 14

National American Teddy Bear Day: 14

I Love to Write Day: 15

National Bundt (Pan) Day: 15

World Day of Remembrance for Road Traffic Victims: 15

Homemade Bread Day: 17

Married To A Scorpio Support Day: 18

Mickey Mouse Day: 18

Push-button Phone Day: 18

National Educational Support Professionals Day: 18

Great American Smokeout: 19

Have A Bad Day Day: 19

Cat Days: 20-22

Children's Day: 20

Name Your PC Day: 20

World Hello Day: 21

World Television Day: 21

Alascattalo Day (About Alaska & humor): 21

National Survivors of Suicide Day (Saturday before Thanksgiving): 21

Celebrate Your Unique Talent Day: 24

D.B. Cooper Day: 24

Shopping Reminder Day: 25

Tie One On Day: 25

Turkey-free Thanksgiving: 26

Black Friday: 27

Buy Nothing Day: 27

Flossing Day: 27

Maize Day: 27

Sinkie Day: 27 (Some call it "The Sink Day" when you eat over the sink all the Thanksgiving leftovers.)

Yawm Arafat: 27

You're Welcomegiving Day: 27

International Aura Awareness Day: 28

Electronic Greetings Day: 29

Computer Security Day: 30

Stay Home Because You're Well Day: 30