Bummer Vacation

Today is the first day of my summer vacation. My plan was to wake up late, fart around on the internet, and generally do nothing all day.
This is how my day actually went…

5:04 am Drank too much water last night, got up to pee.
6:00 am Alarm went off, forgot to turn it off last night.
6:30 am Carmellina climbs into bed and makes a game of kicking me.
7:15 am Rosemary and Joey join in.
7:45 am Carmellina punches me in the family jewels, Jess takes them all downstairs for breakfast
8:15 am Carmellina comes back upstairs to tell me Rosemary is getting spanked downstairs (which the entire neighborhood can hear)
8:30 am Walk the dog.
9:00 am sit down to breakfast with the family, Joey poops, Jessie leaves, Rosie follows.
9:15 am Jess remembers Carmellina has piano lessons in 15 minutes, we all scramble
9:20 am Carmellina and I head out the door to her lessons
10:30 am Swing back to the house to get Rosemary and head back up town to the comic book shop with the girls
12:00 pm Home
12:15 pm Fell asleep on the couch
1:15 pm Lunch
1:45 pm Sat back down on my bed (which is where I intended to be all morning) and wrote this blog.
1:46 pm Jess, Rosemary, Carmellina, and Joey are all back on the bed with me.

It’s now 2:16 and in less than an hour an air conditioner repair man is coming to fix our leaking wall unit, as well as my landlord who is coming to replace a broken light fixture in the basement. Before today is over I expect
1) the air conditioner will still be broken
2) I’ll end up doing most of the work on the light fixture in the basement
3) the light fixture will still be broken

As far as relaxing on my summer vacation…well we’ll see what tomorrow brings.