Happy December

It's December at last and as our little hour glass continues to count down to the 25th, everyone's mind is focused on what they're buying me for Christmas. But as the marginally insane would have us remember, there's so more to December than buying me presents. Here's another list of questionable hoidays to celebrate:

December Monthly Observances:
Bingo's Birthday Month
Identity Theft Prevention and Awareness Month
National Drunk & Drugged Driving Prevention Month
Choose A Summer Camp Month
National Write A Business Plan Month
National Tie Month
Safe Toys and Gifts Month
Spiritual Literacy Month
Take a New Year's Resolution to Stop Smoking (TANYRSS)

December Weekly Observances:
National Aplastic Anemia Awareness Week: 1-7
Tolerance Week: 1-7
Recipe Greetings For The Holidays Week: 1-8
Operation Santa Paws Week: 1-22
National Handwashing Awareness Week (hand what?): 7-13
Clerc-Gallaudet Week: 7-15
Human Rights Week: 10-17
Gluten-free Baking Week: 14-20
Posadas: 16-24
It's About Time Week: 25-31

December Daily Observances:
Bifocals at the Monitor Liberation Day: 1
Special Kids Day: 3
Chase's Calendar of Events Birthday: 4
Extraordinary Work Team Recognition Day: 4
National Dice Day: 4
Bathtub Party Day: 5
International Volunteer Day for Economic & Social Development: 5
Miners' Day: 6
National Pawnbrokers Day: 6
Skywarn Recognition Day: 6 (First Saturday in December)
International Civil Aviation Day: 7
National Cotton Candy Day: 7
Weary Willie Day: 9
International Mountain Day: 11
Poinsettia Day: 12
International Shareware Day: 13
Day Of The Horse: 13
Cat Herders Day: 15
Barbie and Barney Backlash Day: 16
National Chocolate-covered Anything Day: 16
Clean Air Day: 17
Wright Brothers Day: 17
International Migrants Day: 18
Day for South-South Cooperation: 19
Underdog Day: 19
International Human Solidarity Day: 20
Sacagawea Day: 20
Mudd Day: 20
Forefathers Day: 21
Humbug Day: 21
Phileas Fogg Win A Wager Day: 21
National Haiku Poetry Day: 21
World Peace Day/Winter Solstice: 21
Festivus (the holiday for the rest of us): 23
A'Phabet Day or No "L" Day : 25
National Candy Cane Day: 26
National Whiner's Day: 26
National Chocolate Day: 28 & 29
Tick Tock Day: 29
Falling Needles Family Fest Day: 30
Leap Second Time Adjustment Day: 31
Make Up Your Mind Day: 31
No Interruptions Day: 31

Oh yeah...I think there's some other holiday in there somewhere...Christmas, or something like that...I'm not sure.