Happy February!

February is here. The politically active nut-jobs out there sure have crammed a lot of strange holidays into the shortest month of the year. Here's a list of about half of the official holidays on record in February:

February Monthly Observances
Adopt A Rescued Rabbit Month
Bake for Family Fun Month
Fabulous Florida Strawberry Month
International Boost Self-Esteem Month (…you stupid freak…)
Library Lovers Month
National Bird Feeding Month
National Care About Your Indoor Air Month
National Cherry Pie Month
National Get To Know and Independent Real Estate Broker Month
National Laugh-Friendly Month
National Mend A Broken Heart Month
National Pet Dental Health Month
National Time Management Month
National Weddings Month
Plant the Seeds of Greatness Month
Relationship Wellness Month
Return Shopping Carts to the Supermarket Month
Spunky Old Broads Month
Sweet Potato Month



February Weekly Observances
International Coaching Week: 1-7
Publicity for Profit Week: 1-7
Intimate Apparel Market Week: 2-6
Boy Scout Anniversary Week: 3-9
International Hoof Care Week: 3-6
International Snow Sculpting Week: 4-8
New York Comic Con Week: 6-8
Dump Your Significant Jerk Week: 7-13
Rejection Risk Awareness Week: 7-14
Jell-O Week: 8-14
Love Makes the World Go Round; But, Laughter Keeps Us From Getting Dizzy Week: 8-14
Just Say No to PowerPoint's Week: 9-13
Celebration of Love Week: 10-16
Random Acts of Kindness Week: 11-17
Great Backyard Bird Count Week: 13-16
Build A Better Trade Show Image Week: 15-21
National Pancake Week: 22-28
Telecommuter Appreciation Week: 2/24-3/1
American Crossword Puzzle Week: 27-3/1
Texas Cowboy Poetry Week: 27-31

February Daily Observances
G.I. Joe Day: 1
Give Kids A Smile Day: 1
Hula in The Coola Day: 1
Robinson Crusoe Day: 1
Spunky Old Broads Day: 1
Groundhog Day: 2
Groundhog Job Shadow Day: 2
Hedgehog Day: 2
Sled Dog Day: 2
Liberace Day: 4
Weatherman's Day: 5
Wear Red Day: 6
Bubble Gum Day: 6
Ballet Day: 7
Dump Your Significant Jerk Day: 7
Wave All Your Fingers At Your Neighbor's Day: 7
Laugh and Get Rich Day: 8
Grammy Awards Day: 8
Man Day: 8
World Marriage Day: 8
Read in the Bathtub Day: 9
Be Electrific Day: 11
Pro Sports Wives Day: 11
Satisfied Staying Single Day: 11
White Shirt Day: 11
Blame Someone Else Day: 13
Get a Different Name Day: 13
Ferris Wheel Day: 14
National Have A Heart Day: 14
Quirky Alone Day: 14
Valentines Day: 14
National Gum Drop Day: 15
My Way Day: 17
Chocolate Mint Day: 19
Clam Chowder Day: 21
Mom’s Birthday: 23
Inconvenience Yourself Day: 25
For Pete's Sake Day: 26
National Chili Day: 26
Floral Design Day: 28
International Sword Swallower's Day: 28
National Tooth Fairy Day: 28
Open That Bottle Night: 28