Friday, March 20, 2009

Letter to Bakery Thrift Store

Dear Bakery Thrift Store,
Whom do you think you are fooling? You sell old baked goods. The stuff regular bakeries throw away. So what if a loaf of bread is only 29 cents? It's old bread.
Should I start collecting roadkill squirrels, glue cotton balls to their butts and open an 'Aftermarket Rabbit Thrift Store?' 
Oh, wait. Yes I should. Thank you Bakery Thrift Store. 
Love,
JS

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Okay, this is an interesting. Of course we all have to admit we LOVE a bakery thrift store!

Mike said...

dude. I wish I had a day old bread store close to me. So good. So cheap. I am all about using less money haha