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Sunday, November 22, 2009
Friday, March 20, 2009
Letter to Bakery Thrift Store
Dear Bakery Thrift Store,
Whom do you think you are fooling? You sell old baked goods. The stuff regular bakeries throw away. So what if a loaf of bread is only 29 cents? It's old bread.
Should I start collecting roadkill squirrels, glue cotton balls to their butts and open an 'Aftermarket Rabbit Thrift Store?'
Whom do you think you are fooling? You sell old baked goods. The stuff regular bakeries throw away. So what if a loaf of bread is only 29 cents? It's old bread.
Should I start collecting roadkill squirrels, glue cotton balls to their butts and open an 'Aftermarket Rabbit Thrift Store?'
Oh, wait. Yes I should. Thank you Bakery Thrift Store.
Love,
JS
Friday, February 6, 2009
Gotta love these...
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck Norris?
All of it.
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