Things I never thought I’d see before I became a father of 4:
Pennies in my CD player
Marker on my table
Pen on my chairs
Pencil on my banister
Colored pencil on my walls
Orange crayon on my flat-screen TV
Dirty diapers at 1am
Boogers on my lap top
Ribbons on my dog
Milkshake on my dog
Dirty diapers at 2am
Four umbilical cords
Two circumcisions
Dirty diapers at 3am
Throw-up colored by fruit punch
Poop colored by Lucky Charms
Laundry piles that rival the Rockies
Two people about to kill each other over a Lego mermaid
A Disney princess movie marathon
Dirty diapers at 4am
Six laundry hampers filled with stuffed animals
Princess Leia’s severed head
1 comment:
This is good! Welcome to Parenthood! You need to post this on Reader's Digest or something. You write just like Dave Barry.
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