Things I never thought I'd smell until I became a father of 4:
A Toddler’s morning breath
Saliva on little fingers
Baby gas
Formula burps
Garlic hummus poopie diapers
Petrified McDonald's fries in my minivan
Poo-poo undies
Sweaty heads
Drool on my shoulder
Breakfast cooking before 6am
Dinner cooking after 7pm
Diapers in my garbage pail
Milk in a glass 48 hours old
Little Stinky feet
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Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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